Once upon a time on my bedroom computer screen, i be typing out things and what they mean, about me and my personality, so you can see what i'm like naturally, let me say this cause i got to say, i've a theatre degree yeah a BFA, i'm an actor in film and on stage, i play guitar too so lets turn the page, i also do stand up and a lot of improv, i can't stand my mothers cooking but i still love that dumb slov, sense of humor is important a deffinant must, i also like intelligence and a girl i can trust, looks like i'm straying off topic, so what up B, i think this section is suppose to be all about me, i'm the youngest of six, i liked spring break 86, cause i got my kix, kid tested and mother approaved, i'll boogy down if you play the right groove, family is important and mine is large, just to tell you i was sent by large marge, i'm a movie and music buff, cause i just can't get enough, acting is my passion, and girls never fart they fluff, i've got a good relationship with G-d talking to him every day, although he's supperior over me, we talk to each other in a friendship way, Q-cumber salad, and fried zuchinni, a toasted bunn, with a beef weenie, i'm much like Oedipus Rex, the man with a complex, screw this hex, who do i kill next, with a super suplex, like superman to lex, while i'm feeling the effects, of drinking this becks, sushi is raw, and so is my style, if you don't like my flow, then you must be in denial, i avoid the noid, read sigmund freud, jam to pink floyd, i'm the cheese to the burger, the french to the fry, and i'm dropping science like i was bill nye, the science guy, i'm gonna tell you this, while i roll this spliff, choosey moms, yeah they choose jiff, shrimp is delicious, and so is steak, i'm the freshest mc this side of the lake, this is the original it's not a re-print, nuperin is little yellow and differ-rint, i'm gonna sodomize big foot, and steel his beef jerkey, i'm gonna punch a donkey, and slaughter a turkey, i'll get destructive like the hindu god sheeva, my ryhmes are so hot they'll give you a feeva, leave you with more growing pains than mike seeva, they go round and round like in a keeva, cause it's my time to shine, with my ryhmes, that make headlines, in the New York times, mixing ser vesa with lemon and limes.......

I guess i should type on what i'm looking for in a girl.... if you can make me smile or laugh, you'd be the queen of my world..... looks count to a certain degree..... but beauty fades i need someone who is smart and witty.... i can't put a description down a mold that's been glued, i just want to meet someone to click with... and a you that isn't afraid to be you........ (if you read this whole thing put "Slimey Pop Tarts" in the subject line if you message me so I know if you took the time to read all of it or not)

The first date would be great, you'd probably show up late, not really it's just it seems that way to me cause i'm always early, by the way my hair is long and curly, in the pictures i had it cut short, for certain reasons of a sort, i'd like to do something we can both agree on, where we can talk and get to know each other, and get our first date interview on, i just have one more thing to say to you, I have the F and the N, alls that I'm missing is U.......