Hi all,
Having been out of the whole dating game for quite sometime this is my first attempt at internet dating so be gentle and please let me know how I'm doing.
Here goes!!
Do I tell you I'm the best thing since sliced bread and you would be foolish to ignore me or do I tell the truth and write that I'm a genuine person who knows what he likes and who can't stand liars or people who come on here for an ego trip.

What I would like is for someone who can make me laugh and also who isn't afraid to say what they think but most importantly they must be loyal and honest. It's not just you women that get messed about.
What I offer in return is honesty, a cracking sense of humour, a decent conversation, fun, an incredibly tactile person who isn't afraid to show his emotions or affections in public but who also has a manly side to him.
This is probably the most pathetic excuse for a profile posted on this site but it's honest and from the heart.
I hope you find what you are looking for.

Take care.

Andy xx

PS. Here's a question for you.

Do you listen or wait to talk?

Answers on a postcard.

A lot of profiles on here ask for the man to surpise the woman on the first date.
Well, if I told what I have in mind then it wouldn't be a surprise anymore, would it?