What's normal anyways, overrated perhaps. and besides what's normal to you might be really weird to someone else.

I have to be crazy, you know to do the same exact thing over and over again and i still expect different results each time. That my friend is a sign of insanity. Jaded is a pretty good way to describe how i feel about online dating, but hey it works for some so what the hell lets try this again one last time....maybe things will be different.

Lets talk about me for a second.... what is it about me that makes me different? i think im alot like anyone else. I live alone in a basement apartment(which is sometimes clean), i smoke (bout a pack a day), i work 2 jobs, doesnt leave me alot of social times but i like them both. I like to joke, even when its not policticaly correct. I'm honest which is a downfall most the times cause i would be forced by my own decepline to tell you something that you wont like. I'm shy around groups of people. My car is so old i think it might make antique if i keep it in working order. My typical day would be me waking up showering, going to work, working all day coming home and relaxing.(how would i love that routine to change). I like to eat fast food alot. My nights are usually spent alone either playing xbox, watching a movie or surfing online for something ( viral vids or used car classifieds, spend a bit of time here but i dont really want to).The prefer not to say on the smoking issues is cause im on the nicotene patch, so im like in between often to no.

I get asked alot; "what are you looking for in a women?"
this question usually stumps me, and all i can think of is what i dont want, and the last thing i want to protait about myself is that im a negative person and im not. so here in the best of my abilitie, in bullet form i hope im describing you.
~ i want someone that is comfortable with there own appearance.( oh no i just ruled out 98% of women)
~ i want a woman that will be honest with me as i am with her.
~ i want someone arround my own age.
~ i want someone im attracted too.
~ i want a woman that can help me make a better man, and give myself a better life.
~ i want a woman with a sense of humor, this is an absolute must have.
~ it would be cool if you was tall
~ i want someone who is cool to hang with, and if your cool that makes you kids cool too.
wow, i must say that went good with out using negatives. So you been on this site for a while now, i didnt hear from you yet, maybe i can get you off, maybe we can get off together.(this site silly girl, and you call me perverted)

oh god NO not another coffee date, something different PLEASE anything as long as it ain't coffee. doesn't matter to me what, i'm good at making suggestion even when i'm not drunk.