I'm a drug and alcohol counselor, originally from Southern California, who, for some odd reason, many have described as unforgettably funny and while still others have diagnosed me as crazy. However, though I'm not sure exactly how funny I truly am I do know that I'm not crazy due to the fact that I never leave the house without an umbrella or dental floss. I'm a big fan of 80s punk and actually once played in a band--Happy and the Suicides. I love travelling, good food, good conversation, and have more dogs than I would like to admit. My ultimate ambition: to win the lottery and purchase new toaster ovens for everyone in my neighborhood. World domination also wouldn't be such a bad thing, as long as I had Sundays off.