Even though I consider myself to be a simple man, I find myself embroiled in mental meanderings of things such as, "How is it that, despite being from 'A Galaxy, Far, Far Away,' Han Solo owns a space cruiser that has the name of an Earthen bird within it's contexts?"

I am a kid's cereal addict. The fastest way to my heart would be a box of Corn Pops, Lucky Charms, Cap'n Crunch, or Coca Puffs.

I am the guy who will wait in his car, even if he has reached his destination, to listen to the end of a song he loves if it comes on the radio. I mean, it has to be a gem that I haven't heard in a while, but don't be surprised if you see me playing drums on my steering wheel while sitting parked in my vehicle somewhere.

I am my own person, rather independent as such, and have no reservations about the descisions I make in my life. I am an avid believer in "I would rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I am not."

I like going to concerts, and tend to appreciate all sorts of rock and metal, but despise hip hop. I promise you that, if we were to meet, my pants would be pulled up around my waist, I would use proper vernacular when speaking, and I wouldn't refer to people as "dog."

I sometimes come off as being arrogant, but that is because I am not afraid to say what's on my mind. I assure you that I am actually quite a modest individual who would do nothing short of sacrificing my own well-being to help out a good friend or loved one if the situation demanded it.

I have no kids, but love kids and find that a parental role is one that all men need in order to garner a certain facet of maturity.

I love to play and write music on my bass. It is my dream to write a song for the love of my life, as is music tends to be the ultimate cathartic experience for me.

I am a silly guy who loves sarcastic humor. I promise that you will laugh quite a bit while in my presence.

I am not adverse to doing something "spur of the moment" to liven up any situation. I enjoy the improptu actions which add to the spice and verve of any given situation.

I enjoy lifting weights and going to the gym. I consider my body to be a temple of which the mortar and bricks must be maintained and kept strong at all times.
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I am looking for a modest, sweet, and intelligent women to share life's experiences with.

I am looking for someone who is willing to accept that minor shortcomings that every single person on this planet has, in one shape or another, and look for the postive aspects that make a person genuine and true.

I am not interested in people who need to act like or pretend that they are "hillbillies" or "rednecks." I understand that is your right to be that way, and the trend is popular in these parts, just as long as you understand that it is my right to dislike it and tell you why.

I am looking for a confidant: Someone of whom I know I can trust with that trust being built through positive experience.

I have zero tolerance for games. I am originally from New York, so as a result, please keep in mind that my naturally-ingrained BS Detector is an impenetrable, well-oiled machine.

If I am interested in writing to you, I will do so, and my realistic expectation is that you will do the same if you are interested in me. Having said that, don't expect me to placate your ego by continually writing to you without hearing from you in return. If you're interested, then drop me a line, but if you're not, that's fine too; I am sorry if that comes off as being a little harsh, but I just want to be honest as I feel it exacerbates the previous point I made about playing games. I realize my chances of getting a job with Chippendales are slim and none, so I can take someone not maintaining correspondence if they aren't interested.

Again, please keep in mind that I like kids and enjoy their company. More times than not, they enjoy mine as well.

Please feel free to ask me anything else you want to know. As a matter of fact, I encourage it!

I promise you that, whatever it is, it would not entail your bailing me out of prison or laying on a psychiatrist's couch explaining it to the said professional five years later(:J/K. Honestly though, I am a man of music, so I would like for us to peruse the night's music scene festivities and partake in select sonic art at a nightclub. Perhaps beforehand or afterwards, hot or cold frothy delights at a coffee shop would suffice.