Hi. Thanks for checking me out.
I am a super jealous overly possessive and controlling violent abusive drunk guy.*

*(that 1st sentence? thats a joke. sarcasm at it's finest) (I added a disclaimer cause apparently someone found it to be offensive?)

I live in San Diego but am in Tucson all the time. Like, a lot. So lets go out!

I Hate finding porn when I’m Gooogling something clean. It’s like when you order iced tea but they bring you Mr. Pibb. With a giant cocck in it.

I like to surf and bike and be outside. I play poker. I like food. I like comedies and action adventures. I am funny and will make you laugh. If not I will give you a full refund.

I love Sunday Funday. I don´t care about the Football or the Baseball. Or spending time inside watching them. Or in a stadium. Sunday Funday is for exploring a new place, a little adventure, a hike, surf, ride, road trip, it´s for fun! I am not the biggest fan of the team sports. I played them, for many years. I never found it fun. BUT, I also grew up racing motocross. That was fun! I am not a team player. I guess I am a little selfish that way.

I work hard and play hard. Love to travel. Even if it is just to get out of our Adult Disneyland (Southern California) for a weekend.

I am very positive and outgoing. The glass is always half full. Life is much to short to be negative and pessimistic.

I have a Pug.
I can be kind, humorous, thoughtful, confident, and humble. If I have to. I'm not 420 friendly.
I shaved my head recently, not sure how I feel about it. Last time I did I got a bunch of Hiel Hitler's from the angry white guys. Im not angry. I don't hate anybody. Such a waste of energy. I would much rather go surf.

I do not measure success with monetary status or things. Stamps in my passport? Thats success.

I don't drink. I can't share a bottle of wine with you, but Ill never come home wasted two days later smelling like a stripper with lipstick on my cheek. (no offense to those of you who happen to be strippers, I am just trying to make a point. I believe everyone has a right to make money, legally, and if thats what you do, then I hope your making heaps of cash.)

I just got home from living in Costa Rica for a bit. It was great and If I have an opportunity I would do it again tomorrow!

It would be cool if you surfed, or at least love the beach. And physically active. Like exercising a few times a week.
I have a few tattoos.
I love art and museums. MOCA, MOMA, Tate.....
Going fast, free falling, really big waves, coffee, smoothies, punk rock........

Don't be afraid to say hi.

Want to get out of town for a few years and help me open a business in Costa Rica? You know you do!

I have a question. Bunches of you ladies have "just lookin" "just checking this out" "just looking around" Why? What are you afraid of? It's not like shopping for a car. Or is it?

Coffee. Or food. Or the beach. Or something so cool and fun it would make you the envy of all your friends!