Hi. Gotta start by saying if you're looking for a new notch on your bedpost, kindly look elsewhere. Still reading? Ok, I'm decent, honest, reliable and looking for a relationship. I have no time for games. I have no kids, no psycho exes, no attitude problem, no issues!!!

I'm really into fitness, go to gym most days and do crunches and stuff in the house. I love staying in watching tv/dvd's snuggled up on the sofa and also nights out in Newcastle having a laugh with my mates or someone special. I love taking photo's! So don't meet me if you're camera shy! LOL!

I love my 2 cats. I have a varied taste in music from Westlife to Green Day. Sorry but I love the soaps! I'd love to move abroad somewhere hot but don't have the balls to do it on my own so would need someone to go with me but would also stay in UK for the right person.

Please only message me if you are :
* honest (liars suck!)
* reliable (an hour is not 98 minutes!)
* kind (selfishness is UGLY!)
* not bad looking (no quasimodo's/ elephant man)
* liking animals and kids (you gotta have a heart!)
* FIT! FIT!! FIT!!!!! (I AM SO WHY WOULD I WANNA MEET SOMEONE UNFIT???!!!!! GRRRRRR!)
* funny (Haha! Heehee! Haha! Ho!)

Please do not message me if you are :
* married / in a relationship (f*#k off cheaters!)
* after a sh@g! (I'm a laaaaaaady!)
* a chav (I don't do male Vicky Pollards!)
* closet gay (I only want one feminine one in a relationship and thats ME!)
* on the rebound (I think 80% of people on here ARE!)
* UNFIT (I'm fit so why would I want a slob!!)
* a dole wallerer (Get up you lazy!)
* have loadsa kids (contraception? Look it up!)
* have mad psycho ex/exes (Oh good grief!)
* spend ur life in front of the mirror (Yawn!)

If you wanna know more, just ask!

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